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Wednesday Update

 

Subject: On the Presidentís announcement that he can no longer deliver the mail

(Wednesday, December 7, 2011)

(approx. 640 words, 2 p.)

The letter is in the mail, I swear

(or)

The President announces "no mas" on first class mail, next day delivery

 

The man who three years ago promised to lower world sea levels announced on Monday that he can no longer deliver the mail in a timely fashion. The man who three years ago promised to being world peace and end all our problems announced on Monday that he can no longer deliver the mail in a timely fashion. The man who three years ago promised to balance the budget and bring economic prosperity announced on Monday that he can no longer deliver the mail in a timely fashion. The man who three years ago promised to end our dependency on foreign oil forever announced on Monday that he can no longer deliver the mail in a timely fashion. The man who three years ago promised personally to take care of all our medical problems while at the same time lowering the costs announced on Monday that he can no longer deliver the mail in a timely fashion.

The man who can get shipments of automatic weapons to Mexican drug cartels on time without any problem announced on Monday that he can no longer deliver the mail in a timely fashion. The man who can throw lavish gala parties and take grand around the world trips announced on Monday that he can no longer deliver the mail in a timely fashion. The man who can find a trillion dollars to spend on Stimulus Plans that donít work announced on Monday that he can no longer deliver the mail in a timely fashion. The man who can find time for the Muslim Brotherhood and their revolutions around the world announced on Monday that he can no longer deliver the mail in a timely fashion

I think on January first the President should resign for the good of the nation and let Biden oversee a caretaker government until we can hold elections next November. But please, Mr. President, donít mail in your resignation because it really needs to be sooner rather than later, and you want to get one simple thing right in three years besides ending Americaís manned space program, a thing of the past along with the can-do US mail service? None of this can be happening, it just canít be happening? But he did promise to end America as we have known it for over 200 years and to be a President like none we have ever had before, and those two promises you can, indeed, take to the bank, if it is still open.

Being elected President of the United States is a two-edged sword for greatness and for failure, and I think one is better off promising little and delivering something, than promising everything and delivering disaster. The truth is the job may have become too great for anyone to do whether an American citizen or even "citizen of the world," as we have now seen, and the President announced on Monday that he can no longer deliver the mail in a timely fashion. But we can "hope" this will "change" Sooner rather than later? America used to be able to put a man on the moon, but the President announced on Monday that he can no longer deliver the mail in a timely fashion. The nation that was famous throughout the world for getting things done over the last 200 plus years announced on Monday it can no longer deliver the mail in a timely fashion. Presumably next day delivery will replaced by next week delivery, hopefully anyway, and not next month delivery; but you never know with this administrationís "promises."

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